DavidPogue_音乐战争【中英文对照】

1.Ladies and gentlemen, the history of music and television on the Internet in three minutes.
女士们、先生们 网络上的音乐电视史 在3分钟内完整呈现
2.A TED medley — a TEDley.
一个TED旋律 一个“泰迪律”
3.? It’s nine o’ clock on a Saturday ?
?星期六的晚上九点钟?
4.? The record store’s closed for the night ?
?唱片行已经打烊?
5.? So I fire up the old iTunes music store ?
?于是我打开iTune网上音乐商店?
6.? And soon I am feelin’ all right ?
?心情很快随之好转?
7.? I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ?
?我知道史蒂夫乔布斯会为我找到一首歌?
8.? With one dollar pricing that rocks ?
?只需一美元却很酷的歌?
9.? I can type in the track and get album names back ?
?只需键入曲目，即知专辑名?
10.? While still in my PJs and socks ?
?而我仍穿着睡衣和温暖的袜子?
11.? Sell us a song, you’re the music man ?
?音乐人啊～买我们歌曲吧～?
12.? My iPod’s still got 10 gigs to go ?
?我的iPod还有10G空间?
13.? Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ?
?是啊，还有更多相容性更好的?
14.? But Steve likes to run the whole show ?
?但是史蒂夫喜欢当老大?
15.? I heard “Desperate Housewives” was great last night ?
?我听说昨晚的《绝望主妇》很棒?
16.? But I had a bad piece of cod ?
?但是我吃鳕鱼排食物中毒了?
17.? As I threw up my meal, I thought, “It’s no big deal” ?
?昨晚在呕吐的时候我想“这没什么大不了的”?
18.? I’ll watch it tonight on my ‘Pod ?
?我今晚就在iPod上看好了?
19.? And now all of the networks are joining in ?
?现在所有电视网络都加入了?
20.? Two bucks a show without ads ?
?一集两美元还没广告?
21.? It’s a business those guys always wanted to try ?
?这是这些家伙一直都想做的生意?
22.? But only Steve Jobs had the ‘nads ?
?只有史蒂夫乔布斯够厉害?
23.? They say we’re young, don’t watch TV ?
?他们说我们年轻人不看电视?
24.? They say the Internet is all we see ?
?他们说网络就是我们的一切?
25.? But that’s not true; they’ve got it wrong ?
?但这不是事实，他们都错了?
26.? See, all our shows are just two minutes long ?
?因为我们看的节目都只有两分钟?
27.? Hey ?
?嘿?
28.? I got YouTube ?
?我有YouTube?
29.? I got YouTube ?
?我有YouTube?
30.And now, ladies and gentlemen, a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America — the RIAA!
女士们、先生们 向美国唱片工业会（RIAA）致敬 有名的RIAA
31.? Young man, you were surfin’ along ?
?年轻人你们独自在上网?
32.? And then, young man, you downloaded a song ?
?然后，你们下载歌?
33.? And then, dumb man, copied it to your ‘Pod ?
?然后，笨蛋，把歌复制到iPod上?
34.? Then a phone call came to tell you … ?
?然后接到一个电话?
35.? You’ve just been sued by the R-I-A-A ?
?你被RIAA警告了?
36.? You’ve just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ?
?你刚被RIAA搞了?
37.? Their attorneys say you committed a crime ?
?他们的律师指控你?
38.? And there’d better not be a next time ?
?你最好下次别犯?
39.? They’ve lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ?
?RIAA的人他们都疯了?
40.? Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ?
?在RIAA正义是盲目的?
41.? You’re depriving the bands ?
?你们在掠夺乐团?
42.? You are learning to steal ?
?你们在偷窃?
43.? You can’t do whatever you feel ?
?你们不能随心所欲?
44.? CD sales have dropped every year ?
?CD销量逐年下降?
45.? They’re not greedy, they’re just quaking with fear ?
?他们不贪心，只是怕得发抖?
46.? Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ?
?是的，要是他们末日将近?
47.? And we download all our music ?
?我们就可以随意下载音乐?
48.? Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ?
?是啊，这可惹火了RIAA?
49.? No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ?
?再也没有来自RIAA的唱片了?
50.? What a way to make friends ?
?这是一个交朋友的好办法?
51.? It’s a plan that can’t fail ?
?绝不会失败?
52.? All your customers off to jail ?
?所有的客户都进了监狱?
53.? Who’ll be next for the R-I-A-A? ?
?RIAA会下一个找谁的麻烦？?
54.? What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ?
?什么会让RIAA伤透脑筋？?
55.? Maybe whistling a tune ?
?也许吹口哨？?
56.? Maybe humming along ?
?也许是哼歌？?
57.? Maybe mocking ’em in a song ?
?或许在歌词里嘲讽他们？?